i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team
(via pan-di-nha)
So my twin brother called me from prison
He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?”
Jeff, we talked about your username.
someone: *mentions my favorite character*
me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount
(via green-hair-simper)
